Yes, people still have sex on planes. But they take things to another level

A little quiz about the state of air sex today.

As a child, I often heard about the ” Mile High Club “, this select club of daredevils who had sex on an airplane. I thought it was a concept that would have more clarity and importance as I matured, but as I grew older it fell into the same category as quicksand or the Bermuda Triangle, things that fascinate you when you’re young and become totally irrelevant when you’re older. maturity.

Does anyone still have sex on planes these days? Is it really that much fun to squeeze into a crappy bathroom that’s too small for even one person? Well, according to several air travelers and flight attendants, that tradition is still alive. It may be rare for someone to have classic penetrative sex on a plane, but people still do at least manual labor.

It’s obvious why anyone wouldn’t want to have sex on a plane. First of all, it’s very impractical. Airplane bathrooms are dirty and small, and there are always lines if you stay too long. But some are excited by these factors. The risk, the mess, the fact that they are at a great height, all these can make the experience even more erotic. In first class, the bathroom is a little bigger, alcohol is served for free, so the chances of sex increase. 

Reddit is full of airplane sex stories Some people claim that they didn’t even go to the bathroom, but pulled it on their chair. Other stories are clearly fiction – they are written by men who claim to have brought their girlfriend to a great orgasm, or even been congratulated by the flight staff. But the most plausible stories come from flight attendants, who say they’ve often caught people doing oral or manual sex.

“During a flight with an almost empty plane, there was a couple in the back clearly having sex. She had her head under a blanket in his lap and was sucking him, while he concentrated on keeping his eyes closed and not making a sound,” writes a flight attendant. On a similar thread , another flight attendant says she saw two gentlemen “paw each other under one of those blankets we give to passengers on airplanes.” Both stories ended pretty much the same: passengers tried to give the blankets to the staff at the end of the flight or put them in the trash. Another passenger said that once his girlfriend rubbed and ejaculated on the blanket, but then he had the good sense to take her with him, not leave her on the plane.

To find out more, I asked people on Twitter to tell me their airplane sex stories. Most involved the hands.

“I don’t know if it comes up, but when I was in my twenties, I was on a flight from Miami to Bulgaria with my girlfriend, and after a few drinks we got drunk and high. I fingered her under the blanket until she had an orgasm. She didn’t manage to paw me because we were afraid it was too visible, so we left her alone,” one guy wrote to me.

Usually it all starts with a few glasses of alcohol. “I travel a lot for work with my fiance, but flying is extremely stressful for me,” said one woman. “That’s why I choose to get drunk every time I fly, and that turns me on.” As a result, she gives her fiance a handjob under the blanket. Sometimes even oral sex in the bathroom. “But before that, I disinfect everything in the bathroom with antibacterial wipes. I’m a hygiene freak.” Although she does this often, she has never been caught. “I would probably die of embarrassment if this thing happened,” she said.

Drunkenness, risks and excitement are not the only reasons why people want to have sex on a plane. Some do it because they fear death. One woman told me she flew to South Korea with her girlfriend, who could orgasm by simply stimulating her nipples. “The plane was going through a turbulent area and I thought we were going to die. Since the plane was almost empty and there was no one next to us, we allowed ourselves to do all kinds of sexual games, thinking that we had nothing to lose, because we were going to die anyway. I remember my girlfriend having a rocking orgasm.”

Maybe some would say that nipple stimulation orgasm isn’t sex, but I say it’s cooler sex than torturous penetration sex in the bathroom just to brag about how you fucked up high. In any case, any kind of sex is dangerous on the plane and because you can get fines for indecency in public space. DO NOT MASTURBATE IN THE SEAT ON THE PLANE, or let your girlfriend handjob you in the seat if someone is sitting next to you. It’s really not ok.

Otherwise, bravo to you if you manage to carry the tradition of the Mile High Club further, it’s cool to have sex in the air, at a height that humanity never imagined it would reach. All the respect! Take manual work to the next level!